Profanity
What Is Up With “Thou,” “Thee,” “Thy,” and “Thine”?
We hope this answered thy question regarding “thou,” “thee,” “thy,” and “thine.” If thou has any further questions on this topic, tweet us @The_YUNiversity. Cheers.
THIS POST IS DIAMONDS.
Also, use “thine” if the “yours” is coming at the end of a sentence.
“The beer is thine.”
people don’t know this?
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This then is a comprehensive guide to the dialect of the moles in Redwall and while it has been thoroughly compiled it doesn’t have anything to properly express how happy I am that it exists
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Hahahahahahahahaaaaaa this was definitely made by a straight guy
What this image really means: “I am terrible at sex.”
THERE IS NOTHING COMPLEX OR DIFFICULT ABOUT THE CLITORIS I’M SO MAD LIKE IT’S RIGHT THERE AND YOU JUST GOTTA TOUCH IT
………I don’t understand why the clitoris is such a mystery
it’s right there
I mean, if you’re a lazy fuck and you don’t care about your partners’ pleasure, then maybe it’s difficult to figure out
but for fucks’ sake, it’s right there, it engorges with blood and everything to make it easier to find
fuck
srsly tho it’s RIGHT THERE
maybe we should retaliate by claiming that we can’t find the penis
“it’s right there!”
“here?”
“no those are my balls”
“in here somewhere?”
“that’s my anus please stop prodding at it”
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They keep saying “is anything too hard for god?” And I’m trying. I really am. But I am offensive and blasphemous in my very soul. And every time some dark part of my brain whispers in response “My Dick”
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JUST PRESS PLAY, OH MY GOD.
My stomach hurts from laughing.
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